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When I go to see a movie, I don't want to hear how OMG you just did the same experiment in bio class that Edward did, and that means you're meant to be!
I don't want to hear you squeal with glee every time Rob Pattinson comes on screen with his epic like whoa eyebrows.
Sitting on the edge of your chair biting your nails during the "tense" part at the end...it makes me giggle.
Even if you are Team Jacob, you don't need to spaz out every second he's on screen. (which is like...15. no seriously.) I like Jacob (after the 4th book at least) but srsly.
Edward can't see you from the screen. Wearing a low cut tank top and out like crazy boobs (in 20 degree weather, no less!) won't change this.
Falling in love with a vampire is FICTION. It won't happen to you. You can stop doodling "Mrs. Edward Cullen" on your algebra notebooks now.
I get that you love the book. Pining over the main character however? Weird.
Keep this in mind for the next movie (if they make it, that is).
Respectfully,
Steph
Lol, let me just say, the theater I saw Twilight in was...interesting to say the least. All of the stuff I mentioned happened with the people in my immediate area. I do have this to say though...fantards are funny. ALMOST as hilarious as the movie was. But I kinda liked it. XD
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And I dunno if it was just my theater but every time they were 'about' to kiss (you know what I'm talking about right?) they were screaming and yelling "KISS ALREADY."
And now I feel old...xD
Surprisingly, the movie wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. But then again I thought it was going to tank. >>
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I remember when Goblet of Fire came out and there were a lot of reactions like that. *someone of them the verbal version of "watchergirl who wears a skimpy tanktop so her boobs go YOINK! to the screen*
*shivers* it's things like that, that makes me feel so ashame of being a girl
But hey, it may be better that way, as long as I can avoid the craziness that people will omit after seeing it. I mean, I am going to try to be completely unbiased until I see it. And when I see it, hopefully some of the OMGZ ITZ LIEK EDWARD! will be gone.
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I fear it - the hype, and hysteria, scares the heck out of me. Worse than otaku!!
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I really hope people aren't going to be like that in my cinema :/
But seriously, I just laughed my ass off reading this. I was delighted. haha. And frankly, I just think that this is a list of good ideas that should be be kept around for all Twilight occasions.
I have ZERO expectations for the movie, so maybe I'll LOVE it. Then again, Rob Pattinson, in every interview he's ever given, has had zero expectations for the movie also. haha. I'm all turned around! I LOVED this recap though! Excellent Stephypoo, EXCELLENT!
(haha, just joking)
but seriously, screaming is how we get our emotions across...so yea.
also, i belive it's called Twihards, not twitards.
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